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🎮 Schedule I v0.3.4 Launches: New Pawn Shop, Boutique, and Major Quality-of-Life Fixes

The viral indie drug dealer simulator Schedule I, developed and self-published by Australian creator Tyler under the studio name TVGS, has officially rolled out its v0.3.4 update to all Steam players following a brief testing phase. This marks the first major content expansion since the game’s explosive early access debut on March 24, where it instantly claimed the #1 spot on Steam — outperforming heavyweights like GTA 5, Monster Hunter Wilds, and Marvel Rivals.

In a heartfelt message on Steam, developer Tyler apologized for the delay, admitting:

“I'm still ironing out the update/testing process.”
But he assured players that the future is brighter:
“Things will run much smoother and on schedule once I start delivering larger monthly updates—starting next month.”

🛠️ What’s New in v0.3.4?

The patch introduces a suite of immersive new features and quality-of-life improvements, transforming the player’s experience in the gritty underworld of Hyland Point:

🏬 New Businesses & Customization

• Bleuballs Boutique – A stylish new retail space with full interior functionality.
• Pawn Shop – Now operational! Sell nearly all non-product items to Mick for cash. (Note: Drugs still not for sale — yet.)
• New Decorations:
  • Wooden & metal signs
  • Wall-mounted shelves and safes
  • Antique and modern wall lamps
  • Grandfather clock
  • Golden toilet (pre-owned — because why not?)
  • Six new collectible paintings
  • Silver/gold watches, chains, and bars
  • Ol’ Man Jimmy’s Whiskey (currently decorative, but functional in a future update)
  • Château La Peepee & Brut du Gloop (for the connoisseurs)

✨ Gameplay & UI Improvements

• Increased jar stack size to 20 (more storage, less clutter).
• Improved counteroffer interface with smarter product selection.
• Better customer dialogue phrasing — because even drug dealers need to sell with flair.
• Supplier meeting icons now display supplier names on the map app.
• No more cooldown on requesting supplier meetings — streamlining your empire-building.
• Time skips (like sleeping) now affect the supplier meeting countdown — time is money, and so is timing.

🐞 Bug Fixes & Stability

• Fixed delivery destination dropdown overflowing on mobile/phone screens.
• Player lists now properly clear when exiting menus.
• Non-host multiplayer clients now reliably receive 'on day pass' and 'on week pass' events.
• Patched exploit where item slot filters could be bypassed via item swapping.

🔧 Looking Ahead: Stability, Performance & More

Tyler has confirmed he’s prioritizing crucial bug fixes, including:

• Ensuring employees work reliably without glitches.
• Preventing save file corruption or disappearance, with deep consultation with Valve to optimize the save format for Steam Cloud.
• Reducing multiplayer disconnections and loading issues.
• Improving overall performance, especially on lower-end systems.
• Pursuing Steam Deck verification as a top priority, calling it his “performance benchmark.”

“I’m just trying to keep up with the madness,” Tyler joked. “Right now, I’m focused on staying on track and releasing patches as quickly as possible. I’m also eager to start work on content updates once the major bugs are resolved.”

🚨 Why Schedule I Is Taking Over the World

Since its launch, Schedule I has gone viral across Twitch, YouTube, and social media, captivating players with its dark humor, deep crafting mechanics, and brutal realism. The game lets you rise from a basement dealer to a full-fledged crime lord — manufacturing custom narcotics, managing employees, expanding into new properties, and dominating Hyland Point’s underground economy.

Players have praised the game’s addictive recipe mixing system, chaotic multiplayer co-op, and wickedly clever console commands — making it a standout in the indie scene.

For new and returning players, check out IGN’s comprehensive guide to master:

• The art of mixing custom drug blends
• Maximizing profit margins
• Unlocking hidden console commands
• Jumping into multiplayer co-op and taking control of Hyland Point with friends

🔥 Schedule I – Where every deal could be your last.
Available now on Steam.
And yes — the golden toilet is real.

💬 “I never expected this kind of response!” – Tyler, on Reddit
📈 Top-selling game on Steam at launch — beating major studio titles by a mile.

Stay tuned for v0.4.0 — the next major content wave drops next month.

📌 Follow Schedule I on Steam | Watch the viral trailers | Join the Discord | And prepare your empire.