"Conan O'Brien Exposes Bizarre Academy Rules for Oscar Statues in Promos"

In a bizarre twist of events, the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences turned down a unique promotional idea from recent Oscars host Conan O'Brien. During an episode of the podcast "Conan Needs a Friend" with his head writer Mike Sweeney, O'Brien shared how the Academy rejected his creative pitch for the ceremony's ads.

O'Brien's concept involved portraying a domestic partnership between him and a towering 9-foot Oscar statue. He envisioned humorous scenarios where they bickered over everyday chores, such as him vacuuming while the Oscar lounged on a couch. However, the Academy firmly opposed the idea of the statue being laid horizontally.

“We’re fighting about things couples fight about,” O’Brien recounted. “At one point, I thought, wouldn’t it be great if it’s just on the couch? Let’s lay it on a really big couch and I’ll be vacuuming and say, ‘Could you at least lift your feet? Or could you at least get up and help? Load the dishwasher?’ We wanted to do it and they just said, ‘No, no no, that can’t happen.’”

The Academy's strict rules about the Oscar statue's portrayal came as a surprise. An Academy representative reportedly told O'Brien, “Oscar can never be horizontal.” This led O'Brien to humorously compare the Oscar to a sacred relic, likening it to "the thigh bone of St. Peter."

Moreover, the Academy insisted that the statue remain "always naked," which dashed another of O'Brien's comedic ideas: dressing the Oscar in an apron to serve leftovers as a housewife.

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While the Academy's stringent guidelines may seem perplexing, they hold firm to their standards. It's a shame that viewers missed out on O'Brien's comedic vision for these promos. Fans are hopeful that O'Brien will return with another clever pitch for the 2026 Oscars, and many are already rooting for him to host again.