In *S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2: Heart of Chornobyl*, players will come across a variety of memorable NPC encounters, many of which offer unique side quests that enrich the game’s immersive world. One such interaction involves Lyonchyk Sprat in the Rookie Village—a quirky character with a heartfelt goal. He wants nothing more than to be accepted by a group of fellow stalkers gathered around a bonfire, and he enlists Skif’s help to deliver a joke that might finally earn him a place among them.
This charming little quest can easily be missed if you're focused solely on progressing through the main storyline. But for those who take the time to engage with Lyonchyk, it offers a rewarding glimpse into the personalities and dynamics of the game's supporting cast.
How to Complete the Joke Quest from Lyonchyk Sprat in the Rookie Village
Lyonchyk Sprat is located in the Rookie Village, part of the Cordon region in *S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2: Heart of Chornobyl*. Upon entering the village center, you’ll hear him call out to Skif and attempt—rather awkwardly—to tell a joke. This leads directly into his request for help delivering a better punchline to the stalkers by the bonfire.
Accepting the quest sets the stage for a lighthearted moment that stands out amid the game’s heavier themes. Here's how to see it through successfully:
Help Lyonchyk Sprat Tell a Joke
Once the quest begins, Lyonchyk will ask Skif to climb up to an attic while he prepares to tell the joke to the group. Turn around and locate the ladder beside the bonfire—it leads to the rooftop of a nearby house. Ascend to the attic and position yourself to observe the scene unfold below.
From your vantage point, you’ll be presented with several dialogue options to influence the joke’s delivery. While each option results in a slightly different audience reaction, any choice will ultimately allow Lyonchyk to succeed and complete the quest.
Receiving the Reward from Lyonchyk Sprat
After the performance, head back down and approach Lyonchyk at his original location. He’ll express gratitude for your assistance and hand over 900 coupons as a reward for helping him gain acceptance into the stalker circle.
However, if you fail to choose any dialogue prompt during the joke delivery, Lyonchyk will attempt to perform alone—and fail miserably. The result? He becomes embarrassed, runs off to hide near a building, and blames Skif for leaving him hanging.
