Polandball: Not Safe For World

Experience the thrill of global peacekeeping in "How Many Seconds of World Peace Can You Protect? Let's Nuke!" This historically accurate (as far as emu wars go!) game plunges you into a world teetering on the brink of chaos. Riots, terrorism, and zombies threaten global stability, and America, the World Police, needs your help. As the chosen one, armed with passion, kindness, and a firm belief in justice, you're tasked with saving the world – one nuclear button press at a time!

Gameplay is straightforward: rotate the globe to locate troubled nations and unleash your arsenal until peace is restored. But act fast! Global happiness and population levels are dwindling. Strategically select three weapons (from a current selection of 13) to tackle each crisis before it's too late. Fans of Polandball will find much to love here.

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ):

• Q: Why is the Polish flag upside down?
• A: Because Poland is upside down.
• Q: What do you mean "Poland is upside down"?
• A: Next question.
• Q: Why is Israel a box?
• A: Because of Jewish Physics.
• Q: This game is offensive.
• A: This is not a question.

What's New in Version 1.08.9 (Updated September 3, 2024):

Minor optimizations for Google Play version policy compliance.